Firmware Update 1.83: Delicious Cup Noodles

This week on The Firmware Update, Joe & Malcolm return from a long absence with an even longer show! Over the course of damn near four hours, they recount the 2016 editions of The Game Awards and PlayStation Experience, all while being hit from all angles with product placement.

Talking Points: The ideal number of seizures to suffer is zero; blessed tidings from Schick Hydro Man; some damn gameplay footage for Mass Effect: Andromeda, finally; The Walking Dead: A New Frontier's two-part premiere; Telltale's Guardians of the Galaxy; Death Stranding; Uncharted: The Lost Legacy; Knack by-gawd 2; Windjammers, y'all; Marvel vs. Capcom: Infinite; Ace Combat 7; The Last of Us Part II; Crytek fails to pay its employees once again; Valkyria Revolution comes stateside; the Wet Bandits invade Hitman; Final Fantasy XV and The Last Guardian are real games that you can play right now; The Bone Zone, as presented by Cricket Wireless.

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Hosts: Malcolm Spinedi (@PSMalc) & Joe Garcia (@Wons23)